Not the most exciting piece of music, but designed to be the most pretentious. Just like the characters in the play. Three people sitting around talking about each other's career's and books they've written, bagging on the highly inferior various associates. A touch of philosophy here, a large and lofty scoop of "oh puhleeease" there, and at the end of the play, stand up, put on aprons, pick up a menu, and turn to the audience saying, "Hello, and how many this evening?" The music consists of an artsy loop that plays lowly underneath the incessant dialogue.